Friday, February 24, 2006

Exhausted



I hate squat thrusts!!!!!!! I’d rather stab a bag of rusty nails into my eyeballs!!! Why oh Why? I loathe. Loathe. LOATHE!!! Squat thrusts sucks Godzilla’s buttocks ten times over.

I know the whole point to exercising is for fit and health reasons, but good lord on a popsicle stick does it really have to be that painful? Today, I'm in great pain and I would like to exclaim to everyone, "THANK GOD FOR FRIDAY!" Now butler, bring me my bib and wheelchair quickly.

Lesson: When Grasshopper can walk uphill on rice paper and place no tear, than you may eat from the rice bowl.

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