Friday, March 24, 2006

Current Events


Besides boxing, snowboarding and the lousy car incident, married life is nifty. It is free range, organic and uncaged. There is no new business to report thus far.

Current events:
Fashion paraphernalia – 50%
Neatness – 30%
Cigarettes – 0%
Smiling – 110%
Laughing – 110%
Hugs and kisses – 110%
Whoopie – none of your business
Happiness - Infinity

Lesson: A feisty Grasshopper must learn to slice with dull chopstick before gaining the respect of sensei ginsu.

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